Naked Karaoke.

November 9th, 2008

It’s amazing what folk out there in the big wide web world put into a search engine and then end up at my site. I’ve found quite a few rather interesting ones that come up on my blog stats page. How ‘naked karaoke’ leads to my site I’m not sure. I did a search on ‘naked karaoke (purely for research purposes I might add) and I went through 15 pages and still didn’t come across any link to my site. How many pages did this person go through about naked Karaoke? Other interesting search engine terms that took people to my site include ‘what do prostitutes get paid’, ’sleeping short couch’, ‘why is the pen blue’ and ‘life and what it’s made of’. Some folk out there were obviously after a sequel to one of my books because three people searched for ’sex on the bus 2′, while two more were, I’m guessing after searching for ‘wife from indonesia’ trying to find an Indonesian wife. Some made no sense at all like ‘ i just a pieces bryan’ and ‘dumb fruit salad books’. The one that worried me the most, though, was that someone typed in ’shit sex’ in a search engine and went straight to my site!

2 Responses to “Naked Karaoke.”

  • On November 10th, 2008 David Astle said:

    Makes you wonder re the favoured musicians for Naked Karaoke – Whitesnake? Kate Bush? Pussycat Dolls?

    People find websites in the weirdest ways. Running the shop at Cassowary Crossing, a recurring oddity in my search list refers to newsreaders wearing silk stockings and “intellectual hoboes”. Or these two latest:

    “canyon country dental insurance”
    “liverwurst interacting with coumadin”

    Oops, sorry Brian. Now you’ve inherited a few more hot key-phrases. Siya @ the launch, DA

  • On November 17th, 2008 brianthacker said:

    Just a quick postscript about sex:

    In the past three days I’ve had a few people come to my site who were probably very disappointed (and rather frustrated too I imagine!). Someone was looking for ‘having sex in Laos’, while another was looking for ‘couchsurfing sex’. I still haven’t quite worked out what ‘fruit salad + sex’ was looking for!

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